He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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