I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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