She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just cropdusted the office
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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