Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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