Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
