Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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