You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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