I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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