do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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