Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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