it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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