how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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