ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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