i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
