This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
