They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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