ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
