therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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