Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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