it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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