but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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