Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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