My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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