wat bout pragnant strippers??
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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