3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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