2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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