i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
