So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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