Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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