OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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