I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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