In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
