smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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