Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Randomize
