Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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