I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I think my moral compass just broke
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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