this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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