Are we in a gay sports bar?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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