i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
And then my night got REAL pukey
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Come on in and take your pants off
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