doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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