did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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