why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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