Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
wow bdsm is so cute
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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