and my herpes radar will keep us safe
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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