The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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