i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you would pick up someone in the library
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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