Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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