There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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