U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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