You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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